dancing with myself

soooo pensive. thinking about fashun. 

 some serious carmen sandiego vibes right here.

so i may or may not have been inebriated during this post. i think my hazy lazy eye in the last picture just gives it away. i think i would've gotten away with it had it not been for that last picture. damn it! ok soooooooo i'm not at fashion week right now. i'm sitting on my couch watching ID tv. that's investigation discovery if you're not in the know. i can't handle the pressure of nyc during fashion week. it's just too much. plus, i think fashion shows are kinda boring, and i hate waiting in lines. i mean if i got a delicious donut/croissant at the end of the line, maybe i would be down. i think i see clothes on a daily basis so i don't feel the need to fly 6 hours to see more clothes. instead, i have ID benders and go over to zoey's to take blog pics. winning. i am however, going to nyc in october for my bday. i've been more times than i can count, but does anyone have any recommendations of awesomeness that i can't miss? let's talk. k love you bye.

dress//novella royale, boots//opening ceremony, crystal cuff//spell, coin necklace//child of wild, thunderbird necklace//torchlight, photos//zoey grossman

perkee poneez

so i totally love this dress but im not gonna lie, between the floral docs and the perky pony, i look like a toddler. which is cool. toddlers are cool. so young, so much life ahead of them! ok, enough of my toddler jealousy. except one other thing. toddlers don't have to work. those bastards. or pay bills, or make their own food-----hell, toddlers even get their sandwich crusts cut off! i've strayed completely off subject. actually, maybe i didn't. what am i supposed to be talking about anyway? this week is gonna rule. people gots some extra days off for the 4th, plenty of eatin/drinkin/sunnin'/whatever tickles your fancy. nappin/smokin/doin' absolutely nothin'. it all sounds good to me! have fun. k love you bye.
dress//for love and lemons, cardi//rebecca taylor, boots//dr. marten, rosary//pamela love, sunglasses// super, photos//zoey grossman 

rose 'n hoes

well looky here. looky, looky here. another muthafuckin' outfit post. i got a couple of these bad boys saved up. finally! been hangin' with zoey a whole lot (which also means there are so many new lookbooks coming your way its gonna blow your mind) and all the while i've been forcing her to take blog pics for me, et voila! i got this little romper from quite possibly my favorite place to shop in la at the moment, reformation. that joint is chock full o' goodness. i can't walk in there and walk out empty handed. i bet you can't either. and if you can there are plenty of things in there you can buy for me instead! deep thoughts. it's been a while since i spouted such thoughts on this bish. k love you bye.

jumper//reformation, jacket//chloe, shoes//acne, crystal ring//spell, photos//zoey grossman <3

laborious b.i.g.

oh hey american apparel hoodie, you're my best friend. honestly thought it really is the most magical of layering components. 

this sick beast is from luv aj's newest collection. yes please. 

oh hi, i'm still alive. lurking. looking like a weird hip hop mogul gypsy. it's been so....cold. just so cold that i can't even come up with creative outfits even though i have cool jackets. and when i do i still manage to look naked somehow. i promise you if you spent all day err'day making other people look cool, by the time you got to yourself it would be like "cricket, cricket" (that's supposed to be an empty cricket sound in my brain trying to come up with something to leave the house in.) usually it's just whatever is closest to the bed. i have not given up people! i will ressurect and make my way back to cool outfit land. will i update every day, probably not. but i'm breaking this once every two month chain. beliede dat. ok love you bye.
jacket//vintage, hoodie//american apparel, tank//seneca rising, dress//for love and lemons, necklace//luv aj, bag//3.1 phillip lim, photos//zoey grossman

peach and chong

i found this long lost forgotten post in my drafts in blogger. why it was never published, i may never know. it was from last year some time. although my hair looks pretty similar now so i didn't even have to admit that. look how honest abe i am. i found out i have 3 more never published sad posts in draft land, and until i see my deadbeat photog zoey you're gettin' some oldies. but i would consider them goodies if i do say so myself. or mediocres. i can't call a series of photos of myself good. that's just gross. TGIF brothers from other mothers. T.G.I.F. indeeeeeed. xx

dress//twelfth street, bag//spell designs, suede and arrowhead necklaces//vanessa mooney, hat//asos, pics//zoey grossman

dead serious

that's a smile right there. genuine smile. i was 2 tequila shots deep on this lovely thursday night, what's not to smile about?

a shit ton of super sexy faces right here. and when im not giving you my sultry night face, how bout i cover it instead? or flash an inappropriate middle finger like i am accustomed to do? i just can't be serious about getting my photo taken, especially for an odd, self indulgent thing like a blog. and before you anonymous negatrons start your lame rants, i'm obviously not knocking blogs by any means-----they are an awesome form of self expression, open lots of doors for lots o' folks, buttttt i myself, don't feel all that comfortable smizing for the camera. i prefer to be in the background, making bitches look bangin'. so, with that said, i will continue to stick my tongue out, hide behind my hair, or put a bag over my face. hope that's ok. love, captain hidesherface. xx
photos//zoey grossman, dress//for love and lemons, cross/steer necklace, ring, fringe bag//spell