9/15/11

satan's lair

 classy lady flash shot-----this is the world's most useless/retarded bikini top ever. not only does the gold metal knot in the middle get 3rd degree burn hot, it's nip slip central. no body surfing in this baby. actually no moving whatsoever. bathing suit/stella mccartney
 i look like i'm actually enjoying basking in the sun's blazing glory here. i'm not. i'm hating life. zoey has never shot so fast--or hated me so much for making her take my picture.
annnnnd i'm back. here's what i wore on the hottest day of life in palm spring aka satan's flaming boiler room. it was the least amount of clothing i could get away with besides walking around in my bathing suit and boots. which wasn't even an option cause i didn't have my damn bathing suit bottoms. not to mention i would've looked like a total freak working in my bathing suit with boots on.....not that i have a problem with looking like a freak. and apparently i don't have a problem backing that thang up on the blog either----gratuitous butt shot right there. i'll blame zoey for that one. perv. i'm going to new york tomorrow for work, but i am onnnnn it and have a couple more posts ready for that ass. my once a week infrequent loser posting blows and i would hate me if i were you. it's boring. got a couple outfits, a little roadtrip photo diary, anddddd i'm bringing my camera along to nyc for a little east coast action. get ready.
crochet tank/unif, shorts/rvca, necklace/spell <3, photos/zoey grossman

50 comments:

  1. Love it! The outfit, the setting, the colors... Perfect!
    xxx

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  2. gorgeous top and amazing pictures for one more time!
    xx
    SurfAddictFashionista
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  3. Love your shots girl !!!
    Looking stunning and sexy and cute as usual :)
    That bathing suit is supernice anyway :)

    Kisses

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  4. looking good! LOve your jewelry!
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  5. love this top! awesome photos.. excited for some shots in NY!

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  6. Love your review on the bikini!!! Great photos too. I've missed your posts.

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    @thekeypieces

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  7. yayy! was missing yo fine self!! i wanna do blog photos in front of the ACE!! damn you LA betchess! ;) totally heart the crochet tank too! xxx

    http://www.iletaitunefois.com.au/

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  8. finally, you're back!! as always, amazing post beauty!!

    xoxo from france

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  9. That psychedelic crochet tank is mesmerizing! You look so natural beautiful and at ease even though the weather was scorching. Looking forward to the NYC photos!

    ♥, Jamie
    www.TheFancyTeacup.com

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  10. looking great girl. i like the top a lot
    x

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  11. U look totally fabulous as always! <3

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  12. You look amazing as always in your cool style.

    Great photos!

    xxx

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  13. sisterrr....your comments are always too damn hysterical.
    I am totally picturing you laying out with smoke rising from the center of your chest...probably not the best way to get a tan. Stella should know better-
    looking awesome as always...you say pastel, tie dye fringe sweater and I cringe...and than i see YOU in it..and love it.
    C

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  14. Gorgeous pictures, darling. Killer summer fringe tank, perfect accesories. A place close to satan´s home and too many butt shots mean your ass is on fire, doll? :s cause you look damn HOT!. you were missed. much love.

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  15. Third degree burn hot - hilarious! I'm not sure what the designers think sometimes when they design bathing suit tops. Unless you're a board, that ain't good for nothing but posing. And I'm quite familiar with the nip slip. Actually forget nip slip, try whole boob slip! Fabulous rings as always!

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  16. Love your look. Your jewellery is always perfect.

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  17. Love the top...and your jewels. Love that you're never without at least 12 pounds of bling.

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  18. I've got the Topshop version of that suit in all black and yes, it's a bitch. It pinches and burns like a mofo. And your top, it looks like Fruit Loops and makes me smile.

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  19. Thanks for facing the sun and heat to share these lovely warm pics ! Love your bag !!!

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  20. amazing! love the crochet top and your gorgeous silver rings xo
    stilettosandcigarettes

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  21. love the rainbow blends in the crochet tank.. sick. and your rings... super sick.

    the heat sucks! thank goodness things cooled down a bit! love the pics though.. been craving to get out to the desert to do some shooting!
    have fuuuuuun in NY!!!

    x0
    annette

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  22. you look so cool !! I love it <3

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  23. I love your tattoo's and you're so stunning! x
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  24. So glad to see you back, you look as awesome as ever! Have fun in New York!

    xoxo
    Stacey

    http://fiveminutestyle.blogspot.com/

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  25. I am loving that crochet knit top! :)

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  26. Your crochet tank is banays and I love the colorful backdrop in conjunction with the colorful top!

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  27. hahah full on LOLed with that lady shot!! Classic! This top is awesome and probably one of the few things to keep you cool out there. Welcome back!! ANd have a blast in NYC!! Have a Mister Softy ice cream...the best!!!

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  28. i can feel the blazing blinding heat all the way in canada - man that looks uncomfortable. You you look rad as always - and that tank is what crochet was made for (screw afghans).

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  29. You always have the coolest most unique locations for you photos! Where is this one?

    http://grey-buzz.blogspot.com
    @ohhmytash

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  30. Love this background and that rainbow colored crotchet top is amazing...you look so incredibaly chic, love the outfit!
    xo Cara
    http://www.afasihonloveaffair.com

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  31. that unif tank is godly. & wtf to stella for putting a metal piece like that on a bathing suit.. what were you thinking stella?!

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  32. love the crochet top and all those accessories!!! all of your outfits look so effortlessly stylish :)

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  33. perfection! outfit, accessories, everything. what camera do you use?
    love your hair once again :)
    love
    kat

    www.paperdolltheory.com

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  34. ASHLEY!! really random question and not to sound like a total creep BUT were you at the D&A show today in NYC?? I think I saw you but wasn't sure if it was you! I wanted to say hello but didn't-now wishing I had (if it was you!)
    and you have inspired me to purchase a hand chain...love it! :-)
    keep on rockin girl!

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  36. Hang out!!! We have to. I want that top. Hit me up when you are back from NYC!

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  37. These photos are amazing!

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  38. love this top
    you look great, beautiful pictures
    I really like your blog

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  39. i get really nasty in the heat. i wish i could look as good as you in satan's butthole. hehe. gross. have fun in NY babe. wish you could take me with you. i mean, maybe you can hide me in your pocket =)

    xx love ya

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  40. I love this hippy look. You have an amazing style

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  41. regardless of the useless bikini top...you look hot.

    That multi coloured crochet is an absolute dream.

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  42. hey girl
    where'd you get your canvas backpack from?
    xoxo

    http://dressedyet.blogspot.com

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  43. YOU'RE WOOOOONDERFULL always my darling :D

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  44. she writes the way people talk! finally a blog that has a sense of humour that isn't the man repeller.
    gr8 read. gr8 pics
    x
    crystal eyes

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  45. love this outfit!!!
    Meaning to let you know how great your blog is :)
    -Meg
    http://aamongthewillows.blogspot.com/

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  46. great crochet top!!

    -Steevy
    http://donteatread.blogspot.com

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