classy lady flash shot-----this is the world's most useless/retarded bikini top ever. not only does the gold metal knot in the middle get 3rd degree burn hot, it's nip slip central. no body surfing in this baby. actually no moving whatsoever. bathing suit/stella mccartney
i look like i'm actually enjoying basking in the sun's blazing glory here. i'm not. i'm hating life. zoey has never shot so fast--or hated me so much for making her take my picture.
annnnnd i'm back. here's what i wore on the hottest day of life in palm spring aka satan's flaming boiler room. it was the least amount of clothing i could get away with besides walking around in my bathing suit and boots. which wasn't even an option cause i didn't have my damn bathing suit bottoms. not to mention i would've looked like a total freak working in my bathing suit with boots on.....not that i have a problem with looking like a freak. and apparently i don't have a problem backing that thang up on the blog either----gratuitous butt shot right there. i'll blame zoey for that one. perv. i'm going to new york tomorrow for work, but i am onnnnn it and have a couple more posts ready for that ass. my once a week infrequent loser posting blows and i would hate me if i were you. it's boring. got a couple outfits, a little roadtrip photo diary, anddddd i'm bringing my camera along to nyc for a little east coast action. get ready.