on the rocks

i couldn't love this completely impractical ring set any more. it gets tangled in every nook and cranny humanly possible, but don't think that stops me from spending an extra ten minutes of my day detaching myself from various inanimate objects. worth it.

son of a beach! i can't believe i already used that as a post title----damn. post titles are a test of my ability to outwit myself with various clever plays on words----it's a favorite pastime of mine. like with this post, i already used son of a beach, so i'm thinking, what rhymes with beach? leach? preach? do i move onto rocks instead? on the rocks is lame, so how do i incorporate rock out with your cock out into a post title. ok, maybe that's too vulgar. hmmmm i guess on the rocks it is. but don't think i'm gonna be satisfied with my completely bland post title. tomorrow i'll be driving and think of some awesomely funny rock/beach reference and hate myself for going with such a sub par title......and then realize i have issues. tuesday. deep thoughts. keepin' it real up in here.

shorts//stone cold fox, jacket//3.1 phillip lim, tank//patterson kincaid, egyptian cross necklace//rouse, breastplate necklace//spell <3, photos//zoey g.

party till you puke

since we went so shiny happy people with our last planet blue lookbook (for resort), this time we decided to got the complete opposite direction: saucy, scandalous, derelict-----which for me is the only way to be during new years! i was beyond stoked to work with one of my favorite models everrrr (really, ever), charlotte carey. she is badass. amazing. love her. it was double my pleasure that i also got to style with some brand spankin' new dope stone cold fox. (cyd and dall killlled it with this collection). i worked on this little baby long time, so i hope you all like it. hope it inspires you to get your topless (or bottomless) party on this new years! oh, and p.s. this shizz is a two-parter. the other half.....well, you'll just have to wait and see! that's a cliffhanger right there....xx
photography//zoey grossman, model//charlotte@photogenics, styling//right here, makeup//stacey tan

yankee doodle dandy

 love me some leather necklaces---marisa haskell makes some insane ones. this multi-strand bolo tie thing i am in love with. love at first sight. throw it in the bag.

 minimal sally in the hizouse! i always love 2 finger rings, this one if the jam. bangles: torchlight

 growing these bitches out. our love affair was very short lived.

a skeezy michael jackson impression.

backing that thing up right there. no shame! a post full of poses. i apologize for the medley of dork faces in every post but it's really hard to take yourself seriously day after day. when i initially started taking outfit photos i would cut my head off, so that people were forced to look at the clothes, and wouldn't think i was trying to be cool in pictures. cause that's just cheesy. i could've called my blog the headless clothes-horseman. monday edition of: deep thoughts. i love this geisha walk inducing beauty of a skirt. my second score from stone_cold_fox. the other is this ass grazing doily of a thing. my job is counterproductive i tell you. i spend money at the same time as i make it. getting paid in clothes. let me tell you----tops, skirts, jackets, and jewelry don't pay the rent. damn. cause if they did i think i'd be able to retire.

skirt: stone_cold_fox, tank: blue life, hat: christy's, pics with extra doodley tlc: zoey grossman