big hat 'n booty shorts

 back! back in the blogging grooveeee. i would do anything that banish that oh so unattractive word: blog. ewwwww. ok anyway its getting hot. wasn't prepared for this shit. so on this warmish day i decided to forgo any bottom coverings and just go with the denim diaper. and big ole' top, hat, and boots to offset the occasional buttcheek flash. scooped this top at zara, which i check weekly to troll the new arrivals page. ees sooooo good dude! also good, the lookbooks i styled this past weekend. some gooooood ish coming your way! also good? the weekend that is coming all up on us! i will be laying in the sun. (i know its bad for you. like so bad but im italian its in my dna.) and sleeping. which i can do at the same damn time. hells yes! also i'm done saying good. too many times in one small paragraph. xx
top//zara, hat//h&m, boots//joie (oldies), bag//chloe, tiny cross necklace and rosary bracelet//vanessa mooney photos//zoey grossman <3

yeah, brah

say hello to the back of my head. and my bra. i just love the top of these shorts so much. i guess i could've just tucked something in, but whatever. bra=shirt. i covered it up with a old grandpa cardigan to de-slut the whole situation. not that i ever think it necessary to de-slut. if you wanna slut out, slut it up! who am i to judge. speaking of slutting it up, i'm heading to vegas for a shoot tomorrow. wish me luck. xx
shorts//topshop, cardigan//joie, bra, i mean top//vpl, boots//chloe

pretty fly for a white guy

  looking for the bus face.

 haven't busted these out in a minute. got them from barney's and then suddenly a month later they were knocked off by every tom dick and harry. i was bitter cause everyone else got them for a fraction of the price so i banished them to my closet to hibernate. that was a couple years ago. i've gotten over it.

 medieval times handpiece of awesomeness, i luv you amanda.

your eyes do not deceive you---no. shorts. i'm wearing jeans. white jeans nonetheless. white jeans that look like they went for a wild ride in the garbage disposal. and most shocking of all, white after labor day. and, yes. i just referenced the offspring in my post title. not cause i think i'm pretty fly, i needed a title with white involved. the only other thing i could think of was white on rice. which i will surely use one day soon. and please tell me you remember that song....uh huh, uh huh! i am sorry i haven't posted in 150 years---i have been working on the railroad all the damn livelong day. yesterday i styled a lookbook for my new favorite people, the girls from love and lemons. posted a couple pictures here. can't wait to show you the rest. and everything else i've been up to. by the time i get to show you it's been so long you will have forgotten and i just look like a full time blog slacker. so the least i can give you is some behind the scenes action! next. post.
jeans/siwy, tank/patterson kincaid, jacket/kite&butterfly, bag/chloe, necklace/spell, pics/zoey grossman

cream of the crop top

rationing the amount of times i wear this sweater because i always snag it in the gnarliest way no matter what. already have 3 huge holes going. only allowed 1 wear per 2 months. or i could just not wear jewelry with it. but that just isn't an option, cause then i'd be naked.

 been in a monochromatic mood. (no surprise there i'm sure). monochrome down to my pasty cream skin that is so desperate for a tan but is s.o.l. cause california's straight up refusing to have a summer. chilly/slightly warm/back to a chill is just not the jam. leaves for some uninspired dressing.....i've worn both this little fatty bubble tank and lace diapers before, though in very different hair moments! i miss my red hair. it went away too quickly. i know this isn't a world issue or anything, but i think about it every once in awhile and pour out a little liquor for my red that once was. why were you an upkeep nightmare? and why did you turn dull carrot orange in one wash? we could've had some nice times together red. you blew it. on the work tip, we've been shooting a ton of cool lookbooks for planet blue lately. (here's a recent favorite). since it's my job and we do the lookbooks every week, by the time it's done we are brainstorming and onto the next one. gotta start posting them more often. i mean at least then you guys will see what i do all day and why it takes me a hundred years to post!
shorts: h&m, top: recollection, sweater: rebecca taylor, bag: chloe