backyard bandit

the holidays are over my friends. and i'm back. not that it's any consolation for the depression that follows the holidays, but maybe trolling blogs helps numb the pain? my new years resolution was to post more on this here bad boy, and i've already failed seeing as its january 9th. but for reals i'm gonna try! i mean nothing is more disappointing than googling a blog you like an it's the same damn post from forever ago. and that's probably what you think every time you pull up ole p 'n b! such a disappointment! ok enough about my shortcomings lets talk about clothes. this has been my every day uniform. faux leather pants, a big ole white tee, some layering piece (cardi/flannel/something i steal from my boyfriend), and a big fuzzy behemoth jacket. step and repeat.

coat//minkpink, tank//novella royale, faux leather pants//blank nyc, bra//skivvies for love and lemons sunglasses//benjamin eyewear, rosary//pamela love, boots//miista, bag//3.1 phillip lim

leather weather

finally! getting cold enough to wear some pants! some tight leather pants. like super tight. like i almost split the butt when i sat down. i didn't, but i did indeed have a bit of a muffin top. no judgements. anywayyyy back on topic, i was super stoked when nordstrom asked me to style a couple of looks for savvy, i was like cool! i thought only my grandma read my blog! the trend is called lady heritage----and even though i'm not very ladylike, i sure do like to mix prints and textures! check out my picks righttttttt here. and don't you worry---- i got round 2 comin' on up. and yes, there is more plaid. plaid to the bone. sorry, i couldn't help it. oh yeah, happy halloweenie! xx

faux leather pants, plaid tank, and fuzzy jacket, all c/o nordstrom savvy. 

bag//3.1 phillip lim, photos//zoey grossman

sun flares and scraggly hair

hello homies. what's this? oh this is an outfit post. shocking, i know. anyway, yes, i've been working alot. blah blah blah i'm so tired blah blah blah i've been too tired to post blah blah blah i sound like a broken record but the good news is.....i got some good shit to show you. like some good shit. so many lookbooks its gonna blow your mind. but let's talk about this outfit huh? isn't that what i'm supposed to do? i love these overalls from zara. and these jelly's on crack platforms are the besttttt. like leg lengthening miracles. too bad i never wear them cause i work in a little cave making other people look cool. other people being perfect gazelles who look good in everything. ugh. ok got off task again love you bye! xx

overalls//zara, jacket, bag//3.1 phillip lim, shoes//kurt geiger, photos//zoey grossman

laborious b.i.g.

oh hey american apparel hoodie, you're my best friend. honestly thought it really is the most magical of layering components. 

this sick beast is from luv aj's newest collection. yes please. 

oh hi, i'm still alive. lurking. looking like a weird hip hop mogul gypsy. it's been so....cold. just so cold that i can't even come up with creative outfits even though i have cool jackets. and when i do i still manage to look naked somehow. i promise you if you spent all day err'day making other people look cool, by the time you got to yourself it would be like "cricket, cricket" (that's supposed to be an empty cricket sound in my brain trying to come up with something to leave the house in.) usually it's just whatever is closest to the bed. i have not given up people! i will ressurect and make my way back to cool outfit land. will i update every day, probably not. but i'm breaking this once every two month chain. beliede dat. ok love you bye.
jacket//vintage, hoodie//american apparel, tank//seneca rising, dress//for love and lemons, necklace//luv aj, bag//3.1 phillip lim, photos//zoey grossman