welcome to the jungle

an insanely giant bag to go with my insanely giant top. it's from this french line, gardem, that i don't think exists anymore. which is a damn shame cause they made a mean body bag.

just in case you guys were wondering this was my second and last wear of these torturous clodhoppers---the heel broke off. heel. broke. off. are you kidding me? my feet are stoked though.

just wore these? yeah i know. do i care? nahhh.

just a casual stroll in the park outfit.....i am so in love with this top it's the most mammothly huge awesome thing----and it's an xs. that's right, the biggest extra small ever to exist in the world. i haven't worn such a size since my i love tight tween years. i always buy medium or large. big and droopy = cute to me. real cute. i bet you can't handle me inundating you with these deep thoughts right now. hmmmm let me try to get deep.....nope. ok so back to the top, when i pulled it out of my closet to wear b.f. burst into laughter. said just the sheer size of it was hysterical to him. didn't get it. nor should he. this thing is intense. unleash the beast. speaking of, unleash your inner beast cause hello, it's friday. t.g.i.f. dudes.
top: c/o evil twin (angela you're awesome), shorts: glued to my body, boots: chloe s. x opening ceremony, photos: zoey grossman

black hole sun

 world wrestling federation championship belt.

  something about this bag reminds me of dennis rodman. can't quite put my finger on it. either way, dennis: cheers to fuchsia velvet.

 so i've seen chicks hoofing it around in these frankenstein clodhoppers all day long all day strong. please tell me your secrets. cause they might be even more torturous than these babies.

 holy hiatus homies! here's a picture overload to counteract my pitiful posting negligence. the dark side of monochrome, a sporadic black situation----haven't worn black since my black and yellow wishes came true. smart guy over here busting out all the black clothes in the middle of the extreme sauna summertime. i am in love with this swiss cheese skirt----bought it in the black, and i have no willpower so i also got it's angelic white counterpart. can't get enough see through skirts----a loincloth away from being naked. and it's sooooo effing hot right now it's either the usual----denim diapers, or a skirt with a thousand holes. it's full on blazing saddles. summer is giving me the big f.u. for doubting it's arrival. it's here with a serious vengeance. who knew summer was so spiteful? it's the weekendddd. relax and max. or party hardy. either way, do it up. catch you on the flip side.

skirt/blu moon, tank/patterson kincaid, bustier/kettle black, shoes/chloe s. x opening ceremony