green day

my boyfriend was like "you're gonna post that vag shot?" and i was like "it's a shorts shot." ok, whatever, it's a vag shot. oh yeah, it also highlights the bleach stain from whence doing the whites one time.

a really serious dread situation. my new habit of tucking my hair into jackets is doing a number on my hair.

and here's when i drunkenly dyed my hair green. this was pretty far in, from a dark emerald teal, to this, vomit-pea green that you see here. which i swiftly dyed after it was compared to something that comes out of an infant. now its blue. which also blows. instead of looking like an infants remnants, i look like a transient. neither of which is particularly desirable. soooooo instead i use a bleach shampoo to get back to my passé blonde ombre self. a lot of bleach shampoo. damn you manic panic. semi-permanent my ass. xx
photos//zoey grossman, tank//elizabeth & james, vest//barlow, bra//one teaspoon, boot straps//the 2 bandits

rant and rave

yo bros! outfit post finalllyyyyy! hmmmm what's been going on...... one of you kind folks out there said i complain too much, in which i say, suck it! i can whine like emily the strange and that angsty mtv chick daria cause, i'm typing! another awesome anonymous friend (always-----grow a pair) said my styling sucks, in which i say, suck it! quick mini rant: why is it people think that if the opportunity to comment is there, whether it be instagram, a blog, whatever-----they think it's ok to talk shit? get a hobby negatrons! go out, meet some friends, enjoy yourself. put your goblet of haterade down and move on. what happened to being cool, kind, and god forbid, positive? i'm not trying to tony robbins or deepak chopra out, but i'm disspointed in human kind and all their negativity. that shit harshes my mellow. rant complete. oh yeah, the outfit-----spell spell and more spell! me being my dirtbag dreaded self. with way too many necklaces on. i was actually styling a shoot this day and i just wore a ton so i didn't have to carry them. but i never shy away from looking like mr. bohemian t. xx <3

dress//spell, jacket//kite&butterfly, shoes//oldddd, bag//spell, photos//zoey grossman

let's ellgy pocr

 i received a bountiful bestowing of rad rings----a gilded finger sling from rbrth, and some sick stackers from my soul sister amanda, aka luv aj. i sure do love me some rings. yes. i. do.

sulkasaurus rex right there. i don't know how i'd be sulking after the day of joy i experienced when 1.  passersby were wondering if i was wearing anything under my completely sheer skirt, and 2. when they looked at the puzzling message on my shirt wondering, what the hell does that say? unif = clever as fuck. it's rare that i get such enjoyment out of t-shirts, but between this, and suck my richard, that's some t-shirt tastic shit. deep thoughts. sooooooooo if you are super on it and already scoped the news out here, i am now a stylist for nasty gal. if you haven't heard of them you might be living under a rock. and if you have you probably know that i am stoked. ok. that's it for now. promise a new post soon. have some lookbooks and another outfit post ready to go. so get excited dudes. me love you long time.
t-shirt//unif, skirt//minkpink, jacket//twelfth street, bag//aridza bross, photos//zoey grossman

let's bone

 body bag, party of one. you can literally fit a family of four in this beast. good luck finding my keys.

  posted a picture of this big bad wolf here. this thing is painful. who cares. it's one crazy mother cuffer.

slacka ass slackaaaaaa returns. i'll have you know the only thing i slack on in life is this blahggg. and maybe cleaning my room. this week has been nuts balls. i styled a lookbook on thursday, got one measly day off, then woke up at the most brutal hour of 5 am to drive to palm springs to shoot an editorial, which was way rad. (the editorial not the ungodly wake up call). and then today, another lookbook. my creative juices are running low. homegirl needs a vacation. a vacation where i don't have to come up with "jewelry stories". or say cute. and yes i know i was just wearing a long dress with a harness over it. did you just miss the sentence about creative juices running low?

dress//evil twin, vest//topshop//, shirt//current/elliott, rosary//pamela love, cuff//citrine by the stones, photos//zoey grossman <3