red light special

sooooooo i went to jackson hole, wyoming for a weekend of work/fun with my friends for love and lemons, and zoey of course. and while we were working and tired i also forced her to take blog pics for me, because i'm mean to my best friend. ok, 1. she's a photographer and 2. does suchhhh a good job, who else is gonna take my blog photos? my boyfriend? no wayyyy. this wasn't so bad we were righttttt in front of our room (tiny cabin) for god's sakes! also it was 11 degrees so i wasn't wearing this on the daily, simply for the 5 minutes it took to take these. and if i had nuts they would've frozen off. also, there's one more post from wyoming so get ready bitches! k love you bye. xx

sweater//unif, cardi//american apparel, jacket&boots//zara, photos//zoey grossman <3

let's ellgy pocr

 i received a bountiful bestowing of rad rings----a gilded finger sling from rbrth, and some sick stackers from my soul sister amanda, aka luv aj. i sure do love me some rings. yes. i. do.

sulkasaurus rex right there. i don't know how i'd be sulking after the day of joy i experienced when 1.  passersby were wondering if i was wearing anything under my completely sheer skirt, and 2. when they looked at the puzzling message on my shirt wondering, what the hell does that say? unif = clever as fuck. it's rare that i get such enjoyment out of t-shirts, but between this, and suck my richard, that's some t-shirt tastic shit. deep thoughts. sooooooooo if you are super on it and already scoped the news out here, i am now a stylist for nasty gal. if you haven't heard of them you might be living under a rock. and if you have you probably know that i am stoked. ok. that's it for now. promise a new post soon. have some lookbooks and another outfit post ready to go. so get excited dudes. me love you long time.
t-shirt//unif, skirt//minkpink, jacket//twelfth street, bag//aridza bross, photos//zoey grossman

plaid to the bone

 i realize that i never give full details on my jewelry.....i just wear so damn much it feels like a neverending scroll.....but i'll get my scroll on. fingers, left to right: vintage, anantara, elizbeth&james, vanessa mooney, and soixante neuf. bracelets, top to bottom: campise, vintage, and luv aj.

 i wanted those 6974350 dollar ann demeulemeester combat boots for eons. but i didn't want to be stuck paying them off 129831 years later. so i got me a pair of schmann schmemeuelmeesters instead.

 never posts 'n boots is back in procrastin-action. lookin' like a deadbeat creeping around in a tow yard....just got this gigantic droopy beanie from the dudes section at planet blue, and i don't think i've been so in love with a beanie, ever. it hasn't come off of my head for the last week and it will allow me to wear my denim diapers alllll the way through fall cause my head will be so damn cozy that my body will be tricked into thinking i'm warm and toasty. sooooo i might be the homegirl who cried wolf, but my work has mellowed out and i swear my posting won't be every leap year. i'm about to work on my next post riiiiight now. i'm on it. i think.
top//unif, shorts//one teaspoon, denim shirt//current elliott, boots//joie, photos//zoey g.

satan's lair

 classy lady flash shot-----this is the world's most useless/retarded bikini top ever. not only does the gold metal knot in the middle get 3rd degree burn hot, it's nip slip central. no body surfing in this baby. actually no moving whatsoever. bathing suit/stella mccartney

 i look like i'm actually enjoying basking in the sun's blazing glory here. i'm not. i'm hating life. zoey has never shot so fast--or hated me so much for making her take my picture.

annnnnd i'm back. here's what i wore on the hottest day of life in palm spring aka satan's flaming boiler room. it was the least amount of clothing i could get away with besides walking around in my bathing suit and boots. which wasn't even an option cause i didn't have my damn bathing suit bottoms. not to mention i would've looked like a total freak working in my bathing suit with boots on.....not that i have a problem with looking like a freak. and apparently i don't have a problem backing that thang up on the blog either----gratuitous butt shot right there. i'll blame zoey for that one. perv. i'm going to new york tomorrow for work, but i am onnnnn it and have a couple more posts ready for that ass. my once a week infrequent loser posting blows and i would hate me if i were you. it's boring. got a couple outfits, a little roadtrip photo diary, anddddd i'm bringing my camera along to nyc for a little east coast action. get ready.

crochet tank/unif, shorts/rvca, necklace/spell <3, photos/zoey grossman